I am fairly certain that, in my next life, I would prefer to be a small, angry, and startingly stealthy crocodile.
I'm sure you can see the appeal; endless opportunities for amusement, minimal threat higher up the food chain, excellent swimming capacity, varying locational options....
However, I cannot be sure that I would choose to use my destructive reptilian powers for good. In fact, it's probably a forgone conclusion that I would take the evil route. Temptation is not my strong point.
Does this mean I need to compensate in this life with an abundance of good deeds? And exactly what would the ratio be of good deeds vs. acceptable crocodile misbehavings? Most importantly, how do I ensure that a small child will not keep me in a kiddie pool in their backyard as a pet?
These are the important questions.
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